Comments on: THURSDAY AFTERNOON ONE-LINERS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:31:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Old School http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14396 Old School Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:46:55 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14396 The all time fat ass team has to include former Bear, Les Bingemann. The all time fat ass team has to include former Bear, Les Bingemann.

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]]> By: CannedHeat http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14385 CannedHeat Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:28:33 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14385 Shaun Rogers got to 375 by taking a morning deuce....note that the article said he "looked like 375". How do you come up with that summation? His head with 4 chins includes has gotta go a solid 50 alone. At the rate he's going, he'll surpass Gilbert Brown and the Fridge on the NFL all-time fat-ass team. Good luck with him. Shaun Rogers got to 375 by taking a morning deuce….note that the article said he “looked like 375″. How do you come up with that summation? His head with 4 chins includes has gotta go a solid 50 alone. At the rate he’s going, he’ll surpass Gilbert Brown and the Fridge on the NFL all-time fat-ass team. Good luck with him.

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]]> By: Carl Francis http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14310 Carl Francis Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:48:26 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14310 since when do they weigh players in at charity basketball games? since when do they weigh players in at charity basketball games?

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]]> By: Kotite http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14303 Kotite Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:29:44 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14303 Eller!! You got a visitor. Guy named Vince McMahon. Eller!! You got a visitor. Guy named Vince McMahon.

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]]> By: starman http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14281 starman Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:46:12 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14281 I've heard Ellers punishment is, he is required to attend all Vikings games for the next five years! THAT'L TEACH EM! I’ve heard Ellers punishment is, he is required to attend all Vikings games for the next five years! THAT’L TEACH EM!

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]]> By: Honey Nut Florios http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14200 Honey Nut Florios Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:58:35 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14200 Superman? Batman? Spiderman? Captain Planet? NO! My child will be playing with a Carl Eller action figure. Complete with taser and spring action arm holding beer can. Carl Eller, the new Chuck Norris. Superman? Batman? Spiderman? Captain Planet?

NO! My child will be playing with a Carl Eller action figure. Complete with taser and spring action arm holding beer can.

Carl Eller, the new Chuck Norris.

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]]> By: RedbullnRaiders http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14188 RedbullnRaiders Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:16:03 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14188 I hope Calvin can step it up this season. If Williams leaves then Johnson should be a prime fantasy pick. Derek Anderson and Quinn might say they get along, but everyone knows Quinn is bitter. I hope Calvin can step it up this season. If Williams leaves then Johnson should be a prime fantasy pick.

Derek Anderson and Quinn might say they get along, but everyone knows Quinn is bitter.

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]]> By: DeVoodoo http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14186 DeVoodoo Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:09:18 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14186 No no no. To be a Viking in today's NFL, you need to be able to shrug off 4 tequila shots. No no no. To be a Viking in today’s NFL, you need to be able to shrug off 4 tequila shots.

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]]> By: Old School http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14184 Old School Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:03:59 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14184 "Calvin Johnson expects to be twice as good" When I went to school, 2 X 0 was still 0. “Calvin Johnson expects to be twice as good”

When I went to school, 2 X 0 was still 0.

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]]> By: Snedds http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14161 Snedds Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:40:25 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14161 Florio you crazy. Us Titan fans are no way inclined to forget about Pacman. That's the press talking (yourself included). We all know that to get to the next level we need Pacman on this team. Florio you crazy. Us Titan fans are no way inclined to forget about Pacman. That’s the press talking (yourself included). We all know that to get to the next level we need Pacman on this team.

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]]> By: treydogg97 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14160 treydogg97 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:39:08 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14160 Too bad we won't know how hammered Eller was. Too bad we won’t know how hammered Eller was.

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]]> By: diehardbearsfan http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14133 diehardbearsfan Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:51:41 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/10/thursday-afternoon-one-liners-3/#comment-14133 4 taser shots? unretire this guy and get him back on the field already 4 taser shots? unretire this guy and get him back on the field already

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