Comments on: ELLER SHRUGS OFF A TASER http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:47:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Combo89 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-14175 Combo89 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:51:14 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-14175 How is it even physically possibly to just shrug off a taser like that? The picture doesn't show him as a *huge* guy. How is it even physically possibly to just shrug off a taser like that? The picture doesn’t show him as a *huge* guy.

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]]> By: stash332 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-14025 stash332 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:24:14 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-14025 another sports figure who thinks he's above the law...what a loser.. throwing all of his memoribila out... another sports figure who thinks he’s above the law…what a loser.. throwing all of his memoribila out…

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]]> By: Kotite http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13923 Kotite Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:25:31 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13923 The taser was being manned by Sgt. Carey Mahoney. The taser was being manned by Sgt. Carey Mahoney.

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]]> By: bgman http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13909 bgman Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:02:21 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13909 You know what else wasn't weighing him down? His toupee. I don't know if he finally gave up wearing it a few years ago, if he lost it in the struggle with the cops, or if it was taken for evidence, but he was bald in his mug shot. http://archive.profootballtalk.com/8-1-04through8-15-04.htm You know what else wasn’t weighing him down? His toupee. I don’t know if he finally gave up wearing it a few years ago, if he lost it in the struggle with the cops, or if it was taken for evidence, but he was bald in his mug shot.

http://archive.profootballtalk.com/8-1-04through8-15-04.htm

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]]> By: joeybuttafucco http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13901 joeybuttafucco Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:43:28 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13901 Apparantly Eller ran towards the taser instead of away from it continuing another proud Viking tradition. Ya know running the wrong way Apparantly Eller ran towards the taser instead of away from it continuing another proud Viking tradition. Ya know running the wrong way

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]]> By: Gino http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13899 Gino Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:35:06 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13899 Hey Maybe he thought they were taking him the wrong way Hey Maybe he thought they were taking him the wrong way

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]]> By: Section731 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13877 Section731 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:43:15 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13877 I pray that this gets appealed to the state supreme court and he appears in front of Alan Page. I pray that this gets appealed to the state supreme court and he appears in front of Alan Page.

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]]> By: wingnut http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13868 wingnut Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:16:24 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13868 starman! that was hela funny!!!! mega props!!! starman! that was hela funny!!!! mega props!!!

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]]> By: Bud Grant http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13867 Bud Grant Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:16:10 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13867 Disclaimer: I do not approve of nor condone drinking and driving and violence towards police officers. Gut Response: That's old school, baby! No sack dances, no pointing to the sky, no SportsCenter highlights, just getting it done. Disclaimer: I do not approve of nor condone drinking and driving and violence towards police officers.

Gut Response: That’s old school, baby! No sack dances, no pointing to the sky, no SportsCenter highlights, just getting it done.

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]]> By: OrangeAndBlack http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13852 OrangeAndBlack Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:32:07 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13852 4 cops and a Taser have trouble taking down a drunken 66 year old? Future Reno 911 episode, maybe? 4 cops and a Taser have trouble taking down a drunken 66 year old? Future Reno 911 episode, maybe?

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]]> By: MarkB http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13846 MarkB Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:15:00 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13846 A Taser had no effect? Time to check your batteries. A Taser had no effect? Time to check your batteries.

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]]> By: one3one http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13841 one3one Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:54:10 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13841 Was he tazed before or after the rage? If after, those policemen aren't too smart if you're going to poke a big, drunk bear. Was he tazed before or after the rage? If after, those policemen aren’t too smart if you’re going to poke a big, drunk bear.

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]]> By: vincelombardi http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13837 vincelombardi Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:40:20 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13837 starman~that might be the funniest thing ever said on this site! i am still laughing! kudos! starman~that might be the funniest thing ever said on this site! i am still laughing! kudos!

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]]> By: Jagdbaer http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13835 Jagdbaer Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:37:59 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13835 He's lucky he didn't try it with the NYPD. They would've pumped 50 caps into him. He’s lucky he didn’t try it with the NYPD. They would’ve pumped 50 caps into him.

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]]> By: PackOne http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13834 PackOne Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:31:36 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13834 “They were in the fight of their lives,” police inspector Mike Martin said at a press conference. “They were in distress . . . you could hear them screaming on the tape, ‘We need another car here. We need help here.... ...Tarvaris is our quarterback." “They were in the fight of their lives,” police inspector Mike Martin said at a press conference. “They were in distress . . . you could hear them screaming on the tape, ‘We need another car here. We need help here….

…Tarvaris is our quarterback.”

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]]> By: Norseman http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13825 Norseman Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:14:21 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13825 starman, that's cold. Like it was his fault the Vikes never won. It's a team sport, dude, not golf. Oops. Bad analogy, golf ain't a sport. starman, that’s cold. Like it was his fault the Vikes never won. It’s a team sport, dude, not golf. Oops. Bad analogy, golf ain’t a sport.

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]]> By: Osterhouse http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13821 Osterhouse Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:10:23 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13821 This story could produce a pretty good pic of the day This story could produce a pretty good pic of the day

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]]> By: starman http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13819 starman Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:05:08 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13819 easy to swing your arms around when your hands are not weighted down by superbowl rings! easy to swing your arms around when your hands are not weighted down by superbowl rings!

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]]> By: dimeadozen http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13809 dimeadozen Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:33:57 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13809 Mike, wouldn't that arrest have violated his two year probation for drunk driving? Sounds like he might be going to jail for a while. Mike, wouldn’t that arrest have violated his two year probation for drunk driving? Sounds like he might be going to jail for a while.

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]]> By: yahmpy http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13804 yahmpy Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:20:22 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13804 If he's convicted, expect the Bengals to sign Eller to a two-year offer as a replacement for Justin Smith. If he’s convicted, expect the Bengals to sign Eller to a two-year offer as a replacement for Justin Smith.

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]]> By: MVP http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13803 MVP Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:20:05 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13803 I think Pac-turd should hire him as one of his posse. He could scout out new strip clubs, strong arm people or yell "fire", stuff like that. I think Pac-turd should hire him as one of his posse. He could scout out new strip clubs, strong arm people or yell “fire”, stuff like that.

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]]> By: Good Newz Kennels http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13802 Good Newz Kennels Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:19:17 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13802 ... and Eller probably would not have been taken into custody had the incident occurred in another state. The Minneapolis Police Force is one of the few around that allows its officers to use the "chop block" method in apprehending suspects. … and Eller probably would not have been taken into custody had the incident occurred in another state. The Minneapolis Police Force is one of the few around that allows its officers to use the “chop block” method in apprehending suspects.

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]]> By: AlaskanViking http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13800 AlaskanViking Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:17:29 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13800 It's a good thing that Eller wasn't involved in the love boat. Can you imagine the police report? It’s a good thing that Eller wasn’t involved in the love boat. Can you imagine the police report?

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]]> By: Revacard http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13798 Revacard Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:14:51 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13798 I think he gets paid some money by the Vikings, or at least does events with them in the community. So, give the Vikes 3 points on the Turd Watch. To quote the rules, "Players, coaches, owners, front-office employees, etc. If the person works for the team and is arrested, the points will be assigned. " I think he gets paid some money by the Vikings, or at least does events with them in the community. So, give the Vikes 3 points on the Turd Watch.
To quote the rules, “Players, coaches, owners, front-office employees, etc. If the person works for the team and is arrested, the points will be assigned. “

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]]> By: RonInCharlotte http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13795 RonInCharlotte Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:12:04 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13795 don't taze me, bro! don’t taze me, bro!

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]]> By: AlaskanViking http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13790 AlaskanViking Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:09:02 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13790 The 66 year-old man shrugs off tasers as he tosses police officers around like rag-dolls, but Bryant McKinnie need a metal pole to take out 1 bouncer? The 66 year-old man shrugs off tasers as he tosses police officers around like rag-dolls, but Bryant McKinnie need a metal pole to take out 1 bouncer?

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]]> By: samh http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13789 samh Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:06:40 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13789 Geritol Rage??? Geritol Rage???

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]]> By: indianapackerfan http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13786 indianapackerfan Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:03:38 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13786 Purple people eater??? I guess it means something a little different now. Purple people eater??? I guess it means something a little different now.

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]]> By: dick_curl http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13783 dick_curl Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:01:58 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13783 Sounds like he can still play. The Vikings need to give him a call, liquor him up, and tell him that they will be playing against cops. Sounds like he can still play. The Vikings need to give him a call, liquor him up, and tell him that they will be playing against cops.

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]]> By: albaNY Hawker http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13779 albaNY Hawker Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:58:20 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13779 Who says steriod use is only a modern-era player problem??!! Who says steriod use is only a modern-era player problem??!!

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]]> By: Keyser Soze http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13776 Keyser Soze Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:55:28 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13776 Holy crap! In honor of over-used draft day lingo, he sure has got a great motor. Holy crap! In honor of over-used draft day lingo, he sure has got a great motor.

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]]> By: Osterhouse http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13771 Osterhouse Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:50:06 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/09/eller-shrugs-off-a-taser/#comment-13771 What a baller What a baller

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