Cowboys’ fans want to chase Pacman, but don’t want to allow Newman to corner the market on Chunky bars.

If it’s permissible for the ‘Boys to sniff around Pacman, why not Chris Henry?

The Packers have only two tight ends on the roster, one of whom spent last season on injured reserve.

The spread offense will make it to the NFL . . . whenever a team is willing to have ten quarterbacks who can operate it (and thus risk being blown apart by NFL-caliber defensive players) on the active roster.

Perhaps Chris Henry and Pacman Jones would have gotten their acts together if their college coach hadn’t tried to cover up their conduct.

Browns coach Romeo Crennel is willing to take the heat for things that don’t go well.

QB Gus Frerotte is expected to formally re-join the Vikings by Tuesday.

Agent Tom Condon talked a guy into making a documentary on the draft process, but then pulled out of the project when he concluded that the product wasn’t an infomercial for his clients didn’t reflect well on his clients.

If John Tomase of the Boston Herald is hoping to get back in the Pats’ fans graces in the aftermath of his controversial (and, by all present appearances, erroneous) report that the home team videotaped the Rams’ walk-through prior to Super Bowl XXXVI, openly touting the drafting prowess of the Colts isn’t the ideal strategy for making that happen.

A certain NFL news and rumors Internet destination has graduated in some circles from “popular” to “wildly popular.”  (Our eventual goal is to be described in print as “crazy insane f–ked-up popular.”) 

The Sports Illustrated vault is crazy insane f–ked-up popular.

From the “If They Like Them So Much, Why Didn’t They Marry Them?” file, various coaches who had cracks at signing/keeping players who landed with the Lions are singing their praises.

The Browns have no interest in players with off-field baggage (other than the one who is already on the roster).

For the Panthers, having a bunch of needs means also having a bunch of options with a first-round pick.