Earlier on Monday, we merely ran a link to the news that former NFL lineman Kenyatta Jones was arrested recently. As more information has come to light on the incident, we’re now compelled to give it a bit more play.
Jones, who once got in big trouble for throwing hot water on his roommate, got busted for allegedly trying to urinate on a dance floor.
Maybe it’ll start a new craze. They can call it “The Drug Test.”
A fourth-round pick of the Patriots in 2001, Jones still has an “alumni bio” on the team’s official web site. He was cut by the Patriots after the hot-water incident, which caused second-degree and third-degree burns to Mark Paul, who was hit with the hot water while sitting on the toilet. Jones later was signed by the Redskins.
Jones currently is a member of the Tampa Bay Storm of the Arena League. It’s his first year playing indoor football.
Hopefully, he pees only in the locker room. (But not in the shower.)
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March 31st, 2008 at 11:31 am
Everyone has an alumni bio on Patriots.com. That’s why it’s called an ALUMNI bio. This is not worth noting.
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March 31st, 2008 at 11:33 am
pouring hot water on a roommate? that has to be one of the most bizarre arrests of all time. what is wrong with this guy that he would do that? pathetic
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March 31st, 2008 at 11:34 am
Maybe he could join the TNA wrestling circuit and form a tag team with Najeh Davenport. They could call themselves “#1 and #2.”
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March 31st, 2008 at 11:47 am
Gives a new definition to “Making it Rain”.
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March 31st, 2008 at 11:54 am
disappointed you didn’t include a link to constanza getting busted at the health club…
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March 31st, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Eric, You owe me a new monitor.
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March 31st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Was he dancing with Dominic Rhodes?
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March 31st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Ya haven’t heard of the latest dance craze sweeping our nation? ALL the youngsters are doin’ it…and it’s called “Drain The Dragon”!
“Grab your favorite chick!
Now form a wagon!
Take out your [male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion]!
And Drain The Dragon!”
(I’ve got waaaaaay too much time on my hands.)
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March 31st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
AllSeeingEye,
I’ll get right on that. I’ve got a new one sitting in my laundry basket at home.
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March 31st, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Please tell me Dean Pees has something to do with signing or cutting him when he was with the Patriots !!!!
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March 31st, 2008 at 4:25 pm
“Hopefully, he pees only in the locker room. (But not in the shower.)”
It’s all pipes!!
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March 31st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Well peeing on the dance floor could be one rendition of the slip n slide…
And throwing hot water on a guy sitting on the stump is against man law. He shouldve asked him atleast if he wanted “it” grilled or boiled…
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March 31st, 2008 at 10:42 pm
“All right, can we just drop all the pee-pipe stuff here”?
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