Buried in a Sunday news item in the Miami Herald is an intriguing blurb about Dolphins running back Ricky Williams.
Here it is:
“A friend of Ricky Williams said he has never seen the running back more determined and that Williams speaks of wanting to be one of the NFL’s three to five best backs. Bill Parcells, who told Williams he believes in him, has pushed the right buttons, and Williams knows he needs money for his family.”
But what of Ricky’s problems with marijuana? They say that smoking it can cause a man to grow breasts.
Oh. Never mind.
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March 30th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
That is intriguing. If Tuna can actually get Ricky to focus and buy into his system, I don’t think anyone believes this guy is incapable of being an above average RB in the NFL right now, considering he has about 10 miles on the odometer. I think his time is gone as far as being a game changing runner, but if he does drink the Tuna koolaid, Ricky and Ronnie just might give them the best RB combo in the NFL. Now if they could just get some QB play, and some line help, and maybe some talent at the skill positions… Oh, and maybe a good cornerback, or a defensive lineman or two, and maybe a linebacker… they could be stacked.
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March 30th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Parcells knows a thing or two about man-boobs. Get him a Bro, and Ricky will be fine.
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March 30th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Parcells is smart enough to know that there’s very little to lose in trying to rehabilitate Williams. Ricky has very little trade value, but his upside is tremendous.
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March 31st, 2008 at 6:49 am
Uh, oh. This explains why my wife is jealous of my 38DDs.
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March 31st, 2008 at 9:15 am
Tuna has convinced Ricky that the goal line is actually made of the creamy filling found in Twinkies. Mmmmm Twinkies.
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March 31st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Ricky had a difficult time competing in the CFL. I don’t see how it would be possible for him to return to being an above-average player in the NFL.
Smoking that stuff makes your boobs grow? Well, uh, does anyone know where I can find it???
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March 31st, 2008 at 1:07 pm
CFL is not an accurate barometer for running backs in the NFL. The 3 down format of the CFL puts much less emphasis on the run game and makes it difficult for a RB to put up any respectable numbers.
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March 31st, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Ricky will never be the 1800 yard back he was. Those days are over. But he could be a good 1-2 punch with Ronnie. If there are both healthy. They are very similar running backs thou.
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