Comments on: SATURDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:54:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: go screw http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10326 go screw Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:44:24 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10326 Pastabelly the Ralph is old but is not that bad. They have improved it a lot over the years. And nothing beats the suburbs for tailgating. Ralph should get what he can for naming rights. Maybe you can get some extra cash for naming rights on that gut. GO SCREW! Pastabelly the Ralph is old but is not that bad. They have improved it a lot over the years. And nothing beats the suburbs for tailgating. Ralph should get what he can for naming rights. Maybe you can get some extra cash for naming rights on that gut. GO SCREW!

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]]> By: spanky07 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10282 spanky07 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:45:36 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10282 The real message we should be talking about with the Pacturd situation is that it shows Jones has no respect for the coaches he hires...I just can't imagine Wade Phillips agreeing to trading for such a player...I can guarantee ya his daddy Bum would not...but Jerry signs the checks and holds the Cowboys fans emotionally hostage...then again...maybe Jerry and Pacman share a love for lap dances?...hummm.... The real message we should be talking about with the Pacturd situation is that it shows Jones has no respect for the coaches he hires…I just can’t imagine Wade Phillips agreeing to trading for such a player…I can guarantee ya his daddy Bum would not…but Jerry signs the checks and holds the Cowboys fans emotionally hostage…then again…maybe Jerry and Pacman share a love for lap dances?…hummm….

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]]> By: Pastabelly http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10275 Pastabelly Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:55:45 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10275 Who would want to put their name on that dump of a stadium in Orchard Park? Ralphie should sell naming rights. But he'll never get anything close to Colts type of deal unless he built a newer stadium. Who would want to put their name on that dump of a stadium in Orchard Park? Ralphie should sell naming rights. But he’ll never get anything close to Colts type of deal unless he built a newer stadium.

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]]> By: Honey Nut Florios http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10273 Honey Nut Florios Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:53:13 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10273 LiveNBreath Football- Isn't that called a conscience? LiveNBreath Football-

Isn’t that called a conscience?

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]]> By: LiveNBreath Football http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10270 LiveNBreath Football Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:24:59 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10270 Unless Pacman really did install that stripper pole in his living room, it is very easy to stay out of a strip club. Don't pick up the car keys. Don't get in the car. Don't drive to the club. Don't go in the club. The man is over 18. If he really needs someone to stop him from taking at least 4 separate volitional acts to stay out of strip clubs, he doesn't need a new team, he needs a guard standing over him 24 hours a day ready to smack him every time he thinks of doing something stupid. Unless Pacman really did install that stripper pole in his living room, it is very easy to stay out of a strip club. Don’t pick up the car keys. Don’t get in the car. Don’t drive to the club. Don’t go in the club. The man is over 18. If he really needs someone to stop him from taking at least 4 separate volitional acts to stay out of strip clubs, he doesn’t need a new team, he needs a guard standing over him 24 hours a day ready to smack him every time he thinks of doing something stupid.

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]]> By: KY http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10262 KY Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:41:23 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10262 Madden "will feature a version of the game in which every player is Brett Favre." That would be embarrassing to see him throw a crucial interception to himself and then start crying. Madden “will feature a version of the game in which every player is Brett Favre.” That would be embarrassing to see him throw a crucial interception to himself and then start crying.

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]]> By: brian_21 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10258 brian_21 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:11:09 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/29/saturday-morning-one-liners-2/#comment-10258 I know how Champ Bailey can improve the Broncos' defense: By not giving up 79 yard touchdown passes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QGaNwBELw And yes, the cool part -- not Bailey's fault here, but one Dre' Bly -- is at 2:33. Peace I know how Champ Bailey can improve the Broncos’ defense: By not giving up 79 yard touchdown passes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QGaNwBELw

And yes, the cool part — not Bailey’s fault here, but one Dre’ Bly — is at 2:33. Peace

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