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Every once in a while, I get an e-mail from a reader who wants me to reimburse him for the cost of a new computer monitor, because the reader spit his Shirley Temple all over it in response to one of the rare humorous things that appear in this space.
Well, now someone owes me one.
In the comments to the story about the Seahawks fan who dropped a loog on a ‘Burgher’s burger, the reader who posts under the name “Honey Nut Florios” (thanks?) had this to say about the restaurant customer: “He was lucky. Do that in Vikings territory and you will likely get The Original Whizzinator in your hot dog bun.”
Well played, you bastard. Well played.
March 28th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Sorry, Florio, but the best comments on that story are the ones taking you to task for saying the Steelers fan was “asking for it”. Shameful.
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March 28th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Payback for your terrible remarks about the Steelers fan. Seriously, why all the hate on the Steelers? You must be a Stains or Bungles fan, huh?
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March 28th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
well i rather have the whizanator on a bun than the retaliatory davenport dookie shake which i could get ecoli from, the dry urine just requires a thorough tooth brushing
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March 28th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Mr. Florio, were you drinking this evening?
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March 28th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Normally, I love this site. But today, I lost a great deal of respect for it’s author.
Spitting in someone’s food is hardly something to laugh at or condone.
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March 29th, 2008 at 12:07 am
That’s a typical Queen fan for you. You do that in Packer country you get your *** beat.
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Rating: 3 / 5 with 4 rating(s)
March 29th, 2008 at 1:15 am
“OK. That’s one Ben Roethlis-loogie-burger, two Whizzinator Dogs, a Chocolate Chip Dookie, a 20 oz. AquaFina in the limited edition Michael Vick bottle and nine kids meals. That will be $23.70 at the first window, Mr. Henry.”
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March 29th, 2008 at 2:39 am
Success! Finally I can pay you back for the stockpile of Starbucks covered monitors in my closet. You do such a great job here, and have provided many laughs for me, so I’m glad I could return the favor. I’m sending you one of my old monitors and a complimentary McDonalds bag. Oh, one thing though, the monitor has a big sticker on the side showing a wide eyed and salivating Len Pasquarelli with the caption “are you gonna eat that?”. Hope you don’t mind.
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March 29th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
If wearing an opposing teams colors to a restaurant is asking to have your burger spit in, then spitting in someones burger is asking to have your teeth knocked in. I would hope that no one would be clamoring for prosecution for assault in such a situation.
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