Every once in a while, I get an e-mail from a reader who wants me to reimburse him for the cost of a new computer monitor, because the reader spit his Shirley Temple all over it in response to one of the rare humorous things that appear in this space.

Well, now someone owes me one.

In the comments to the story about the Seahawks fan who dropped a loog on a ‘Burgher’s burger, the reader who posts under the name “Honey Nut Florios” (thanks?) had this to say about the restaurant customer:  “He was lucky.  Do that in Vikings territory and you will likely get The Original Whizzinator in your hot dog bun.”

Well played, you bastard.  Well played.