We don’t really care about whether Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is dating, not dating, marrying, and/or not marrying Jessica Simpson.
But it’s kind of slow today, so what the hell?
There are reports that the duo have tied the knot. The news comes from Simpson’s mom, who let the cat out of the bag as she was walking out of a Chili’s.
Maybe Mrs. Romo will try to get her apparently new hubby into acting. If they’re ever going to bring back the Gomer Pyle show, Tony would be a shoo-in.









March 27th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Spending aint a problem if you’re loaded. That’s what rich folks do, kotite. They buy stuff.
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March 27th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Suprise Suprise Suprise. That pic of Gomer is priceless
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March 27th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Forget about her effect on him. I don’t want Tony to ruin her acting career. I’m dying to see Dukes of Hazzard 2: The Reckoning. I just hope the Oscars don’t deny this one.
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March 27th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Future dancing with the stars contestant
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March 27th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
And up to this point it had been an extremely slow off season for the Redskins but this is fantastic news.
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March 27th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
I wonder when we’ll see T.O.’s man tears again for his quarter back
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March 28th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Jessica’s mom was being completely sarcastic when she said that. They showed that the other night on TMZ. In context, you can tell she was completely joking. The photogs were trying to get something out of Jessica and her mom while they were walking… and the photog said, “When are you and Tony gonna get married?” Her mom then said, “they already are…” then laughed. Not true.
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March 28th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Hey, I hope they’re happy. But please, don’t let them breed. That kid would be too stupid to breathe.
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March 28th, 2008 at 8:25 am
This is a joke. Romo needs to nail and bail. Win a ring then worry about settling down.
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March 28th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Well, they do have alot in common..
1. Both are overpaid…
2. Neither one of them has done anything..
Semms like a perfect match to me
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March 28th, 2008 at 10:23 am
The final destruction of the Cowboys is now complete.
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March 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I’m all for leaving Romo alone when it comes to his personal buisness, but he neds to know that if he marries this girl and then screws up on the field the court of public opinion(aka ESPN) will come down hard - right or wrong
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March 28th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Tony Romo is a DOUCHE. He is the biggest ass-kisser I have ever seen. Jessica Simpson is taking his lame ass for a ride.
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April 17th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Ralph
This sure as heck beats reading Playboy in the dark wth a flashlight.
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