We don’t really care about whether Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is dating, not dating, marrying, and/or not marrying Jessica Simpson.
But it’s kind of slow today, so what the hell?
There are reports that the duo have tied the knot. The news comes from Simpson’s mom, who let the cat out of the bag as she was walking out of a Chili’s.
Maybe Mrs. Romo will try to get her apparently new hubby into acting. If they’re ever going to bring back the Gomer Pyle show, Tony would be a shoo-in.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
If I’m Tony Romo, I’m giving my mother enough money to where she doesn’t have to even drive by Chili’s.
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March 27th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Hmmm, I guess any news coming out of the Cowboys that is not “Pacman has signed with the Cowboys” is good news. Right?
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March 27th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
SHAZAM!!!!!!!
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March 27th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Thats just mean
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March 27th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Ha! I hope this is true.
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March 27th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Has anyone set an over/under for how long this marriage will last?
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March 27th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I give him another 3 years until he is completely out of the league and auditioning for American Idol
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March 27th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
If anyone’s going to play Gomer Pyle, it’s got to be Peyton Manning.
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March 27th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Oh, come on. Are we all jealous that he is dating a very fine chick? I think that we ALL are jealous! Jealous indeed.
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March 27th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
How long have they been seeing eachother? Is this another mistake? I wonder how the Cowboys feel about this situation…
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March 27th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Gomer Pyle!? Heck, throw a sailor hat on him and stick a corn-cob pipe in his mouth and he could do Popeye. I yam-wud-I-yam.
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March 27th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
What is her mom doing eating at Chili’s?
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March 27th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Uh Mom might have been sarcastic, but who knows? Regardless, they seem to enjoy each other’s company; good for them.
Jessica Simpson gets too much wrath. She does not affect the Dallas Cowboys or Tony Romo’s performance in games whatsoever. But hey, society does have its pattern of psychological behavior. If people want to use Simpson as a scapegoat every time something goes wrong w/ the Cowboys … then go right ahead, I guess.
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March 27th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
i wonder if jessica simpon was in seattle when romo played hot potato with the football instead of placing it for the kick.
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March 27th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I smell a sequel… Newlyweds 2, probably on the NFL network, produced and hosted by Bryant Gumbel. Can’t wait.
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March 27th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
This is almost as bad a move as adding Pacman. Jessica Simpson is one you rent. NOT one you buy. Yeah, she’s easy on the eyes.. now. 20 years from now what does he have? Conversation? Her unoriginal and uninspiring musical stylings? And please God tell me he didn’t pull a Kobe and do this without a Pre-nup. Me jealous? Absolutley not. That girl is a twit.
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March 27th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Will Joe Simpson be attending the honeymoon as well?
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March 27th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
If this is true it’s a good day for Eagles fans.
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March 27th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
There is nothing cool about this guy. He’s just a D-bag celebrity who plays football.
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March 27th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Joe Simpson just wanted season tickets.
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March 27th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Kotite, a pre-nup? What? Are you kidding? She might be dumb as a stump and have a horse face, but the girl is loaded. If anyone would profit from a potential future divorce, it would probably be him.
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March 27th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Be suspicious everyone! Ashton Kutcher has a new show, “Pop Fiction”, where its entire premise is to fool the paparazzi. Avril Lavigne was made to look pregnant for 2 weeks until the practivcal joke was unveiled.
This sounds to me like another set-up. I can’t believe as attention starved as Jessica Simpson and her father are, that they would have a “secret” wedding. Somehow the paparazzi found out about the Mexican vacation, hmm. A wedding would have been leaked as well.
Let’s see if my hunch is right.
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March 27th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Yeah she’s got cheddar… but she’s a salesman’s wet dream. And all she does is SPEND SPEND SPEND. Would you trust her with your Amex?
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March 27th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Tom Brady much more closely resembles TV’s latest and greatest serial killer, Dexter Morgan, than Romo resembles Gomer Pyle. Besides, it’s not Jessica Simpson’s fault Patrick Crayton played about as well as a quadripelegic in the 4th quarter against the Giants. Oh, it’s true, it’s damn true. Romo made an equally impressive escape act as the one Eli made in the Super Bowl except 5th stringer David Tyree made an all-time great catch. Crayton, of course, drops an easy grab when Romo finds him in a similiar situation.
Also, it’s not Jessica Simpson’s fault Eli Manning got a do-over on the very first series of the game because of a phantom DeMarcus Ware offsides after the G-Men initially going 3-and-out. It’s certainly not the bimbo’s fault Jacques Reeves got abused to the point where he single-handedly allowed the Giants to score a TD with less than a minute left in the half. No, all that stuff happened because the players had to answer silly insipid questions about Romo’s trip to Mexico and simply weren’t in the right state of mind to win a play-off game.
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March 27th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Hey Fellas, I hate to state the obvious, but this marriage thing is nothing but a sham! Tony is in love with himself, while T.O. promises…”I won’t quite you!”
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