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On the same day that Pacman Jones claimed that “it ain’t no time for slip-ups” comes words of a Sunday night soiree featuring an appearance by Mr. Jones.
Deadspin has a photo of the invitation to the National Street League’s Grey Goose Party 2008.
The invite bears the face and the name of Pacman Jones and someone named “Young Spoaty” (which, given that I have zero clue who that is, makes me feel like Old Foaty).
There’s also a promise in the lower right corner that “we gon make it rain.”
Oh yes, they gon make it rain. And then maybe Pacman gon make it shoot. And then Pac gon wonder why Roger Goodell ain’t gon reinstate him.
The good news, however, is that “collard shirts” aren’t mandatory this time around.
March 25th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Grey Goose party?!?!?! Dana Jacobson is sure to be there!!!! LOL
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March 25th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Couldn’t find the “we gon make it rain” in the picture… maybe I’m just blind…
Is the fancy invitation to keep the ‘riff-raft’ out?
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March 25th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
That was funny. This dude is such a joke.
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March 25th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Here ya gon, Mike:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spoaty
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March 25th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I just performed a Google search for Mr Young Spoaty. He seems like a very nice man and drives a Lamborghini as shown in his MySpace video, “Young Spoaty Stuntin in Da Lambo”.
I also searched the urban dictionary and found this nugget;
1. Spoaty
A new form of rap that is engaged by athletes who are presently barred from participating from their chosen sports due to legal troubles.
Michael Vick and Pacman Jones are two spoaty people.
That kid could have had an excellent future in basketball but unfortunately he chose to a spoaty instead.
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March 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Why try to get back in the NFL when you can host parties with Young Spoaty?
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March 25th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Perhaps Pacman Jones IS Young Spoaty….
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March 25th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Anyone surprised to see that Nite Lite is another “gentleman’s club” not a regular night club? I’m not
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March 25th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
YES! It’s rare that we’re given a heads up this far in advance of a car wreck like this that is about to happen. Notice that the hosts is “Money & The Ladies of Club Blaze”. I’m sure they’re “Gentlemen’s Club Talent”.
To recap…
- Pac Man’s going to have a party
- Strippers will be there
- Pac Man and others there are “Gon Make It Rain”
- Ladies get in free
- Ladies drink Grey Goose free
- Starts at midnight this Saturday night
- Ends at 6:00AM Sunday morning
This is certain to cement a roster slot for him somewhere in the NFL!!
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March 25th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
If Maurice Clarett wasn’t in jail, he’d probably be there as well.
Remember the reports about him having Grey Goose in his water bottle DURING Broncos’ practice? What a joke.
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March 25th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I actually have laughed so hard that I cried. You can’t make this stuff up.
Maybe Florio should sell an official PFT “Collard” shirt and some Cabbage shorts.
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March 25th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Pac and the rest of his ilk are absolutely disgraceful. They are an utter embarressment to the rest of American society.
The comments above poke fun and make light of this clown and “his people”. The fact is, they are dragging the rest of us down with every utterance of butchered English that slurs out of their foul mouths.
I laugh at the buffoonery too….I just think it’s a total disgrace as well.
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March 25th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Maybe they can stick fake money in the PFT shop with raindrops printed on them.
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March 26th, 2008 at 7:18 am
“I must emphasize to you that this is your last opportunity to salvage your NFL career,” Goodell wrote to Pacman right before suspending him for a year. “I urge you to take full advantage of the resources available to support you in that effort.” Does that sound like an endorsement to 2-for-1 lap dances in the Champagne Room? If this guy put half as much effort into HIS JOB as he does trying to impress skanks who shove their junk in his face for money, he would be a Pro Bowler every year. And if he knew how to spell “Napoleonic complex,” it would be the first step to getting past pulling crap like this all the time. Having seen him live, I can say he is one of the fastest and most instinctive players at his position. That’s no joke. But he is an absolute train wreck as a human being and he has no idea how much of a liability he is to himself.
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March 26th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Pacman being at this party shouldn’t have any effect on his standing with the league, IMO. If he assaults somebody at the party he should absolutely be held responsible and he will then deserve whatever punishment he gets from Godell or the justice system. But if he attends the party and acts like a normal human being I don’t see why it’s an issue.
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