When it comes to McDonald’s, Broncos receiver Brandon Marshall is a guy who currently isn’t “lovin’ it.”

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that Marshall’s bizarre (and, in our view, implausible) arm injury occurred when he slipped on a McDonald’s bag, stuck out his hand to brace his fall, and busted it through a television entertainment center.

Marshall’s arm will be in a cast for two weeks, and he doesn’t know how many stitches are under it.

“I want to thank everybody for their concerns and let everyone know that I’m okay,” Marshall told Schefter via a Sunday-morning text message.  “Its funny because I pride myself on yac [yards after catch] and being one of the toughest players to take down once I have the ball in my hands.

“So for the next couple of days I’m going to take the time to build my confidence back up after allowing that mcdonalds bag to take me down and send me through the entertainment center.”

We don’t buy it.  Not for a nanosecond.  Marshall is a pro athlete.  He’s got good reflexes.  But we’re to assume he’s sufficiently klutzy to slip and fall on a paper bag, and sufficiently stoopid to try to brace his fall by thrust his arm toward a television entertainment center?

Besides, we still can’t figure out the logistics of the incident.  Where in the hell was he walking when he slipped?  On the mantle?

We’re not going to guess at what really was happening, or what he beverage might have washed down those burgers with.  But we think there’s more to the story here, and the truth might or might not come out in the future.