Receiver Brandon Marshall is, by all appearances, poised to become an elite NFL receiver.
To make it happen in 2008, however, he’ll have to overcome a non-football injury that he recently suffered.
According to Adam Schefter of NFL Network, Marshall slipped and fell at his home and stuck his arm through a television set. Marshall was treated and released at a local hospital, where he received stitches in his arm.
Maybe the given explanation is the truth, but it’s hard not to be skeptical. In the past, multiple pro athletes have gotten themselves hurt at home — and then they’ve offered up flimsy excuses as to what really happened.
We’ve got a feeling that there’s more to this particular story. Maybe we’ll find out more, possibly with the aid of Coach Kevlar’s polygraph machine.
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March 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
There’s no way alcohol was involved.
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March 22nd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Perhaps he had “elite wide receiver” money on Duke making it to the ELITE 8.
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March 22nd, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Or maybe he accidentally did it while trying to put out the fire in his fondue pot
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March 22nd, 2008 at 10:07 pm
What type of TV does he have that still has a glass screen? Dude, you’re in the NFL…buy a flatscreen. At least claim it was a window.
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March 22nd, 2008 at 10:43 pm
So which is worse: slipping and putting your arm through the tv or tripping over the dog and hurting yourself?
Ouch, either way.
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March 22nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm
The plasma should have been hanging on the wall.
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March 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Do you know how hard it would be to put your arm through a TV. Thats no trip and fall. That’s a run and jump.
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March 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
He was probably watching his newly released director commentary
edition of SCARFACE.
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March 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 am
Maybe his wife is quicker than he thought.
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March 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 am
Brandon must’ve been hitting on Irving Fryar’s wife.
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March 23rd, 2008 at 12:43 am
Domestic violence
Dui
Now this.
What a moron.
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March 23rd, 2008 at 1:10 am
At least he didnt trip and fall and hit a woman. I am getting tired of hearing about that.
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March 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 am
blame it on OJ
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March 23rd, 2008 at 1:17 am
Maybe he tripped over Brian Griese’s dog.
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March 23rd, 2008 at 4:17 am
I thought Jeff Kent’s excuse was bad when he said he sprained his ankle falling off the roof of his car while he was apparently washing it! Marshall passed Kent in the worst excuse possible trying to cover up an injury. And if he is infact telling the truth a think his antics should earn the broncos at least 1 pt in the turd watch
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March 23rd, 2008 at 10:13 am
Let’s get a look at his bracket. I have a friend who “tripped into his TV” after Pitt got knocked out.
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