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Titans running back Lendale White, whose primary early offseason activity to date in his pro football career has been eating food, has added a new hobby. Allegedly.
White was ”cited” in Denver on Saturday on several charges — destruction of property, disobedience to a lawful order, and interference and resisting.
The former USC tailback reportedly had arthroscopic knee surgery earlier in the offseason.
March 16th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I’ve played this out in my mind, and here’s what I’ve come up with: LenDale was so hungry that he smashed down the front door of a doughnut shop (the destruction part), gorged himself on bismarks despite police saying “please step away from the jellie” (the disobedience part), then promptly went into a sugar-induced seizure as the cops hauled him away. This is merely speculation, but it seems strangely plausible, no? Until further details emerge, this is my story and I’m sticking to it.
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March 16th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Well, atleast he didn’t get stuck in a Drive Thru window… yet.
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March 16th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
to paraphrase Terrell Owens:
If it looks like a hippo and quacks like a hippo…
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March 16th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
He probably looked like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man during his rampage.
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March 16th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
What an idiot. But for sure - many are idiots. Give them big bucks and expect them to act like normal people? I say throw the book at them, and the wait for Mr. Goodell to remove them from our notice.
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March 16th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
The cops would have stopped him sooner, but he was driving a white “bronco”.
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March 17th, 2008 at 6:51 am
He may have been a 2nd round pick, but he has a 1st round appetite.
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March 17th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
He’s still working to fulfill his life’s calling as a defensive tackle.
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March 18th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Guess that knee’s healing pretty darn well!
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