Screw Microsoft.  The computer-related company that really plans to take over Yahoo is PFT.  As soon as we can convince someone to float us a $44.6 billion loan with collateral that consists of a third-hand Ford Fiesta and some Batman comic books from the 1970s that got a little wet once in a flood.

Until then, we’ll have to settle for our latest SportingNews.com column being picked up by Yahoo — and put on its front-freaking-page.

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