With the Monday after the Super Bowl now in the rear-view mirror, it’s time for us to hand out the Turd Watch I hardware.  And though we’d planned to name the non-existent knick-knack for the left-hander who’s currently loitering in Leavenworth, the Turd Watch champion will receive the Jerramy Stevens Trophy.

The first “winner”?  The Miami Dolphins.

The Fins reeled in 77 points, which is 13 points more than the Jaguars.

The final standings are right here.

Meanwhile, we’re starting the next “game” as of today.  And, ironically, one of the only teams to come out of Turd Watch I with zero points, the New England Patriots, is the first team on the board for Turd Watch II.