Though we can’t presently confirm that Matt Roth of the Miami Dolphins with a date of birth of October 14, 1982 was arrested in Iowa on Friday for public intoxication, a man of the same name and with the same date of birth was arrested there on Friday for public intoxication.

Roth, coincidentally, played college football at Iowa.

He was a second-round draft pick in 2005.  If/when the arrest is confirmed, he’ll get a final three points for the Fins before we re-set the clock to zero for every team.

New V.P. of football operations Bill Parcells has said that he doesn’t want any “thugs and hoodlums” on the team.